Thursday, March 19, 2009

I know where it is..............

600 pounds of ammonium nitrate missing in Florida. It could be used for making bombs, but since it's Florida, expect a follow-up involving two cows, a divorced retiree and a convenience store...................actually I am sure it's in the Keys fertilizing the massive pot growth...............hey people need $$$ to pay for their hurricane insurance and the rising property taxes..........in spite of the economy Florida is a greedy state. But maybe since the truck containg the nitrate is a Ford F-350 maybe the dopey thieves stole the truck.....................F-350 is a sweet truck.

I'm sure Janet Nepolitano, Homeland Security Secretary is on the job looking for this stuff.

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